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Hello, boys and ghouls! Heh-heh-heh! Word on the street is I’m giving more tips and vacation spots to your parents, but not enough tips and tricks for Christmas! Well, for one… it’s very important to use the Bible when you’re checking your own list—so you can have an idea of what Santa is looking for when he says he’s checking it twice. Heh-heh-heh!
Well, let’s just say Santa is God in Heaven… because you shouldn’t want something unless it has a good meaning for it! That’s why a real person named Saint Nick was born with the touch from God—to show why giving is important! However, the list Santa is referring to, checking it twice, is indeed the Ten Commandments!
And if you ever mess up—understand that Jesus died for your sins. If you weren’t aware of it, that’s like a child’s innocence! But once you’re aware you shouldn’t do it—then you shouldn’t do it! And he checks it twice… because of that reason!
So, if you want something for Christmas, it has to be connected to a good cause! How is this going to benefit you? It could be fashion, a toy, anything… but why do you want it? Then you’ll see how scary Christmas—and fun—it can be, and why it’s around a family holiday. God gives you lessons, creeps!
And if it’s still for the wrong reason, you might still get it—but you’ll get a huge lesson after the fact on why you shouldn’t have! Heh-heh-heh! This is because the Trickster also likes to be called Santa Claus… and if you unscramble the word ‘Santa Claus,’ it means ‘Satan’s Cause’… with the ‘L’ just being used as an underline for the entire word! Deliciously wicked, isn’t it?!
It’s meant for you to remember around Jesus’ birthday—which is Christmas! His name he goes by in Germany… is Krampus! So, I know Halloween isn’t here yet, but I hope this was a good Tip & Trick! Always check your treats… A tip from Santa… the Ten Commandments one! Heh-heh-heh
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