Spring/Summer 2026 Fashion Weeks – Dolls, Get Ready

   

 💋 Tiffany’s Killer Fashion Dispatch 💋

Yes, lovelies, while most housewives are dusting their doilies and baking casseroles, I’m polishing stilettos and circling the globe (in spirit, martini in hand) for the real sacred calendar: Fashion Week.
Forget the PTA, this is where trends are born, egos combust, and handbags cost more than your mortgage.

✦ The Big Four ✦

(Or, as I call them: the runway quadrilogy deadlier than any horror franchise)

💄 NEW YORK – September 11–16, 2025

Where trends come screaming out of SoHo before being tragically watered down at the mall. Expect bold statements, and by bold I mean outfits no sane woman can sit down in.

💄 LONDON – September 18–22, 2025

Edgy, unpredictable, and twice as sharp as a switchblade hidden in a garter. Perfect for dolls who like their couture with a little witchcraft.

💄 MILAN – September 23–29, 2025

Silk, leather, opulence—every look dripping with “la dolce vita.” Think mafia wife on vacation: gold, glamour, and absolutely no receipts left behind.

💄 PARIS – September 23–29, 2025

The grande dame of fashion weeks. Where couture rises, heels snap, and tears flow behind velvet curtains. If Milan is indulgence, Paris is obsession.

✦ What to Expect ✦

✨ Spring/Summer 2026 Collections

Prepare for a season where sequins, lace, and “what even is that?” silhouettes fight for dominance. It’s less about clothing and more about theatrical survival.

✨ Global Calendar Dictatorship

Once these dolls stomp the runway, every boutique from Fifth Avenue to Fresno will copy it overnight. By Christmas, you’ll see Paris couture “reinterpreted” at Target.

✨ The Illusion of a “Week”

Don’t be fooled. Fashion Week runs longer than your last situationship. Shows bleed into afterparties, afterparties bleed into scandals. Schedules are kept under lock and key—because nothing says fashion like unnecessary.

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So polish your pearls, press your wiggle dresses, and mark those dates, dolls. Fashion Week is our Super Bowl—except with fewer concussion protocols.

I’ll be blogging every twisted, glittering, strutting moment—so you won’t miss a single trend, tantrum, or terribly questionable hemline.

💋 Until then—stay glamorous.