Let me just say it: if you’re a guy in Bearbottom Stretch Shorts, we notice. Not because you’re trying too hard—because you’re not. Bearbottom’s Stretch Shorts aren’t for the guy still stuck in board shorts from a frat summer long past. From a girl who’s seen way too many tragic cargos and basketball shorts worn unironically—this is the glow-up frat row needed.
Tailored, modern fit with just the right amount of flex? Yes. We see the leg day. We appreciate the leg day. Bearbottom’s 4-way stretch fabric moves with you like it’s in on the plan: beach volleyball at noon, lift at 3, rooftop drinks by 7, and somehow still looking good for the "are you coming over?" text at midnight.
The breathable, lightweight feel is giving “I’m chill, but I take care of myself.” And the elastic waistband with drawstring? Call it what it is—built-in comfort for the guy who makes it look easy. Whether you're road-tripping with zero sleep or walking into a party like you own the playlist, these shorts keep up. And don't get me started on the style. It’s clean, breathable, and makes a t-shirt and sneakers look like an intentional fit. No weird logos.
No distractions. Just you, looking sharp enough to earn a double take but soft enough for couch cuddles. A paradox, we love it.Oh—and bonus points? They’re ethically made and actually meant to last, unlike that situationship you swore wasn’t that serious.
So yeah, if he’s in Bearbottom Stretch Shorts, just know: he’s got good taste, good energy, and probably great plans. And if you don’t already know him?
You might want to.
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