Thursday, August 7, 2025

An unDisney Timeshare: Bellini Rooftop Club


CODED DOSSIER — CLASSIFIED TIER: SOUTH FLORIDA INK
Sender: J.H. / Private Liaison — Tier Noir

Good evening,

You sought an air of European intensity transplanted into the palm-lined skyline—a sanctuary where legacy meets skyline, and sunsets come with a side of discretion. Allow me to introduce The Bellini Rooftop Club, perched atop the forthcoming Mr. C Hotel & Residences at 26 stories high—your new stage in West Palm Beach. Slated to open circa 2026, it promises Cipriani pedigree without the Palm Beach price tags—annual membership rumored in the mid-$6 K range for those who demand access, not adversity. It’s a vista you can own, not just visit.

Here’s Honesty

  • The View & the Vibe — 360° panoramas of Atlantic waters and downtown skyline, under skies painted with pastel suspicions. Not the grandeur of Europe, but Palm Beach’s most ambitious promise yet. The Crowd — A blend of rising financiers, art-world girls still anonymous, and a few legacy families dialing down in whispers, not roars. You may sip next to a crypto phantom or a hedge-fund heiress incognito.

  • The Programming — Think silent cocktail sets, Burberry-wrapped cabanas, and events that feel like matching moods, not marketing. But be warned: it’s more curated than chaotic—so not everyone will be scandalously interesting, just assuredly polished.

  • The Price of Entry — Barely aspirational for the nouveau rich; those raised knowing how to hangover in discomfort may find it just… too comfortable.

The Verdict: This isn’t The Ned, nor should it pretend to be. It’s West Palm’s answer to discreet elevation—a rooftop for those who understand that quiet extravagance is louder than any party. If Private Guest craves velvet-shrouded danger? She might find Bellini more civilized soup than midnight caviar. But for her circle chasing futures, not follies—it’s a view worth owning.

Let me know when you’d like your alias set—and I’ll ensure the first sunset you see from there belongs entirely to you.

Yours, discreetly perched,
J.H.
Private Liaison — Tier Noir

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