INT. CLASSROOM – DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head sit at a computer in the back of class, hunched over, giggling. The screen glows with the School of Rock Blog — recap of the Maxim Hot 100 30th Anniversary party at Eden Sunset in Hollywood, presented by Berry Bly Productions and Teatro.
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BUTT-HEAD: (snickers) Huh huh huh… dude, check it out. Hot chicks… huh huh.
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BEAVIS: (eyes wide) Heh heh heh… yeah! They like, went to some Maxim party. Heh heh.
They scroll, drooling.
BUTT-HEAD: Whoa… Audrina Patridge… huh huh. She like, totally rules.
BEAVIS: (blurts) Uh, Kendra Wilkinson! And like, Aubrey O’Day… heh heh… Shannon Elizabeth Stone. Heh heh, stone.
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BUTT-HEAD: (snickers) Whoa, Beavis… we’re like, learning. Huh huh huh.
Mr. Van Driessen walks up behind them, smiling gently.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN: (soft tone) Now boys… what are you reading there?
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BEAVIS: (caught) Uhh… I dunno. About some hot chicks who went to the Maxim party. Heh heh.
BUTT-HEAD: Whoa… huh huh huh.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN: (sits beside them) Well Beavis… But how is that… Rock?
BEAVIS: Uh… heh heh… they like, mentioned Creem.
BUTT-HEAD: Huh huh huh… you want cream, Beavis? It’s like, at home.
BEAVIS: (slaps Butt-Head) NO! Not cream, Butt-Head! CREEM! Like the magazine, you fartknocker!
BUTT-HEAD: Ohhh… huh huh huh… Cream. Heh heh.
BEAVIS: Shut up Butt-Head!
BUTT-HEAD: (teasing) You shut up! Huh huh huh.
They start poking and slapping each other while giggling. Mr. Van Driessen folds his hands calmly.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN: (peacefully) You know, rock and roll isn’t just about… parties and magazines. It’s about expression, and finding your voice. Maybe… you’ll explain it on tomorrow’s episode.
Beavis and Butt-Head pause, then look at each other.
BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD: (together, cracking up) Huh huh huh… heh heh heh…
Fade out with their laughter.
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