“Well well well… look who’s another year older and still stabbin’ through life like a pro. Tiffany, you twisted, beautiful nightmare—happy f***in’ birthday!
I hear you’ve got a blog, huh? That’s killer. Keep writing that dark, wicked sh*t, because the world needs more blood, guts, and brains online—especially brains. Don’t let anyone censor your voice; if they try, you know what to do… (sharpen the knife).
So here’s to you, Tiff—the baddest muse since horror history began. May your words slice deeper than my blade, may your candles burn brighter than my temper, and may your haters vanish quicker than a body in a woodchipper.
From me to you: Happy Birthday, sweetheart. Keep it brutal, keep it sexy,
& keep the movie Rated R.
Now blow out the candles before I lose my patience…”
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